Sunday, July 29, 2007
Daydream Nation
Sonic Youth will always be my favorite band. Simple as that. About a few months ago I was told that they would be playing a string of shows where they would exclusively play there album Daydream Nation. In short it was a dream come true.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Malled.
Today I ventured out into the depths of westbury, ny with a friend of the straight persuasion to help him pick out a gift for his loverly lady. So of course we had no choice but to go the mall. Now I hate the mall usually its hard to get me to go into one ,especially on Long island. Though it is one of the premier places to people watch in tristate area.
A mall on long island for those who haven't experienced is a delicate balance, its actually quite amazing how the whole thing doesn't turn into a powder keg. First you have your largest group women. I got nothing against girls but when faced with shiny objects they succumb to there power. The next is the guido's probably the most obnoxious of the group, they usually have one or two girls on there arms and a thin crust of cocaine around the nostrils easily made noticeable due to a bad fake tan (Misty tan love), There girlfriends two are no winners either usually more coked up and uppity. Then you have ur mall rats which are declinging day by day unfortunately due to low income housing behind a closer mall. After that its annoying high schoolers which even at the age of 20 make you ask "was I this fuckin annoying" Oh and gays but we are mostly in hiding on the LI at the mall.
Anyway the shopping experience was a success I tlked my friend between the right choices for his lil lady. Apparently women will buy anything my friends gf originally wanted one of the most wretched bags I'd had ever seen. SO ig uided him away for this and had him opt for this watch she wanted.
In the end I bought some fine keihls products and red jeans.
A mall on long island for those who haven't experienced is a delicate balance, its actually quite amazing how the whole thing doesn't turn into a powder keg. First you have your largest group women. I got nothing against girls but when faced with shiny objects they succumb to there power. The next is the guido's probably the most obnoxious of the group, they usually have one or two girls on there arms and a thin crust of cocaine around the nostrils easily made noticeable due to a bad fake tan (Misty tan love), There girlfriends two are no winners either usually more coked up and uppity. Then you have ur mall rats which are declinging day by day unfortunately due to low income housing behind a closer mall. After that its annoying high schoolers which even at the age of 20 make you ask "was I this fuckin annoying" Oh and gays but we are mostly in hiding on the LI at the mall.
Anyway the shopping experience was a success I tlked my friend between the right choices for his lil lady. Apparently women will buy anything my friends gf originally wanted one of the most wretched bags I'd had ever seen. SO ig uided him away for this and had him opt for this watch she wanted.
In the end I bought some fine keihls products and red jeans.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Real People, Real Love
Im sitting here right now and Im watching probably one of the greatest shows of all time, Flavor of Love.
I fucking love it! I mean come on, have you seen this shit and especially now that the two spin offs have concluded its only more glorious. For those unfamilar with this scenario its as simple as this.
Flavor of Love: Old man. Crazy bitches. One house. Lots of clock. both ending with the winners leaving him eventually
I Love New York: Scorned women with big knockers. Ny dumped at reunion by winner. I love NY 2 to follow
Charm School: Monique. crazy bitches return. The one who deserve to win did. Bad Weaves all around.
I mean how can you not win with those combos. It's a great franchise. It gives me just what I want from reality tv which is Bullshit drama, dumb people, ridiculous challenges, scandals, and a losing of self respect, except for the girls of Charm school and Delicious. Ladies I applaud you. Frankly the genesis of the show is hard to swallow at times because in the end seeing an old ex crack head hitting on young women is a bit much.
With that said the show just needs to go down with a nice drink so heres what im having.
1/4 cup blueberries
1/4 cup raspberries
1/2 lemon juiced
4 parts bombay
pinch of sugar
dash of vermouth
Take the blueberries and rasperries throw them in the shaker with ice and beat the hell out of it. Add half of lemon juice. Then gin and a splash of vermouth.
do you have love for New York?
I fucking love it! I mean come on, have you seen this shit and especially now that the two spin offs have concluded its only more glorious. For those unfamilar with this scenario its as simple as this.
Flavor of Love: Old man. Crazy bitches. One house. Lots of clock. both ending with the winners leaving him eventually
I Love New York: Scorned women with big knockers. Ny dumped at reunion by winner. I love NY 2 to follow
Charm School: Monique. crazy bitches return. The one who deserve to win did. Bad Weaves all around.
I mean how can you not win with those combos. It's a great franchise. It gives me just what I want from reality tv which is Bullshit drama, dumb people, ridiculous challenges, scandals, and a losing of self respect, except for the girls of Charm school and Delicious. Ladies I applaud you. Frankly the genesis of the show is hard to swallow at times because in the end seeing an old ex crack head hitting on young women is a bit much.
With that said the show just needs to go down with a nice drink so heres what im having.
1/4 cup blueberries
1/4 cup raspberries
1/2 lemon juiced
4 parts bombay
pinch of sugar
dash of vermouth
Take the blueberries and rasperries throw them in the shaker with ice and beat the hell out of it. Add half of lemon juice. Then gin and a splash of vermouth.
do you have love for New York?
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